Wrong Number
Almost every day I get one of those calls, “Hello, Mohammed?” In different languages and Accents. I don’t know who’s this Mohammed and I don’t even care to know. It seems like the fucker is some kind of a “Muqawel”. Also it seems like he printed a business card with my number on it (by mistake). Maybe his number is just very close to mine.
I don’t know I’m just assuming this because I got to have an explanation for this drama.
September 21st, 2004 03:57
If he calls again then tell him that Mohammed died. Also tell him to pass on the sad news to everyone else who knows Mohammed. That way, inta tiftak
September 21st, 2004 04:43
Haha … I wish I can explode in one of those callers’ face or say something crazy like that but I always happen to be in a good mood or just too busy to say anything more than “No, Wrong Number”.
September 21st, 2004 05:56
Then get your friends to do it for you! haha
Remember, nice guys finish last
September 21st, 2004 13:19
on saturday, i got a phone call from a guy with an italian accent. it was a wrong number call but i really wanted to tell him he got the caller lol… sigh at italian guys
September 21st, 2004 20:34
This happens to me All.. The.. Time..
I even used to get SMS from Pakistan from random people asking to be my friends. I am serious, this is not a joke. And they always call asking for some guy and it’s always the same guy, I guess he’s Pakistani or something.
I guess I just have a really bad number. I should get one of those numbers with recurring digits… Hmmm…
PSS
September 22nd, 2004 03:40
A word of advice, Pink : Don’t get a “Golden” number because then people will bother you even more asking you to sell your number. Sadly I speak from experience.
September 22nd, 2004 17:36
umm, I want to comment, but I forgot what I wanted to say!
Oh yeah, just arrange work for him, and promise stuff and ask them to meet you in certain locations. Then just stand from a distance and see what happens, send someone to play a joke on them,similar to candid camera.
September 22nd, 2004 19:19
D&G, I know guys who make a living out of this.
Purg, you are crazy. You still in kuwait?
September 23rd, 2004 01:22
last week
every day i got just one ring when i call him back i told him who called me he said that i called first i told him no one called he said no you called me
then i shout on him and close the line
then every day three times he did the same thing
and his Accents like from india or some asian country but now he stop calling me
September 23rd, 2004 08:09
OK this might be too much.. but for a while now, kids are calling me.. I get moqaweleen as well.. but there was this time that little spoiled brats call me asking for their mothers or fathers.. different ones.. I tell them that the number is wrong, and that they should ask their moms and dads for the other number.. so anyway, one time while I was so in to working.. “probably checking out choppers on line, but let’s just say working†this kid calls me and asks me about his mom.. well.. as usual gave him the speech of wrong number and ask your mom for the right number, then he snapped on me, telling me that I should stop calling his number, and if I did, he’ll call the police. And you can hear his voice, not over 6 years old I swear.. I smiled and told him ok.. Then he calls me the next day, at the same time, this time I couldn’t take the abuse anymore.. I answered him very calmly.. it was the same kid.. he asked me who am I, I told him “min tabee ? : he wanted his mom, I told him she’s in the shower, when she finishes showering, I’ll let her call him back, and asked him to call his dad and tell him.. After that day, I stored this number and all kids numbers on my phone.. now I don’t answer them.. Oh. And I developed the habit of not answering anonymous numbers all together, that put me in a whole other story, but I don’t wanna bore you with..
May 19th, 2008 11:01
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