I just found this old draft post from the 7th of November 2005, back when I had the time to answer zillion silly questions. Reading through it, I couldn’t help but feel all nostalgic and a little bit weirded out by myself. I want to edit few things but that would kill the fun.

I have no idea why I’m sharing this now.

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It’s 2 AM here in Denver, Colorado. After a week in DC we went to Huntsville, Alabama for few days and here we are packing our bags to leave the mile high city and head towards New York. I will post more details and pictures as soon as I’m back.

but for the time being I would appreciate suggestions on what to do in New York. I realize how crazy the question is. I mean “what to DO in New York” … Maybe I should ask what’s not to do. Ah … Sorry if I’m not making sense, did I mention it’s 2 AM and I didn’t pack yet?

Tata Botata, The Extravaganzaaaa

Moscowww … Ah … Washingtooooon.

More about that later

Totally random!

The chick on the Fatafeet TV channel ad makes go like “Uhhhh!” everytime I pass by those billboards.
Tasty goodies and devilish look that says “I might be a mom but I would rock your world”

Uhhh

I would savour her to the last fatfootah.

Take a look at this flyer.

I want to throw nights like these here, just read thru this thing. Some of the stuff seems unreal. Baladi Breakbeat Anybody? Hell yeah. Sayyidi hard-core, I would shake to that. A musical act called DJinn and a magazine called Zaghareet, How cheerful.

But maaaan, you need a Sheikh to Shake with here.

• I want to blog, I don’t feel like it though.
  Ok, I’m just going to write things as they come to me.

• Been looking into buying a trailer, and living in one.
• The Mars Volta’s new album is nice, but … bit noisy at some parts.
• Work been a bitch but I don’t mind it as much as I used to … a new machine always eases the pain of working extra hours.
• KTM is dead, long live the writers who won’t stop bitching about it.
• Who’s up for a bloggers ghabgah, preferably a mixed one. Everybody bring a little of what they cooked that day and come over to my place. Chill, chat and taste the delights. Anybody?
• Yesterday, I was one of the two witness for my friends marriage. Will talk about the hilarity of it in another post.
• The Zutons’ “Valerie” is such a lovely song, but isn’t that “oooh oooh” part a total rip-off of The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy For the Devil”?
• I can’t wait for my teaching career to start! My first class at SAE will start on the 4th of November. I will teach “Graphic Design For Print”.
• New Year’s Eve in Goa, Yes yes.
• ‘mbarak alaikum elshahar? Anybody?
• One album I can’t stand waiting for is Jarvis Cocker’s solo debut. “Cunts are still running the world” is leaving me wanting for more.
• See … I feel guilty blogging.
• For fuck’s sake, Where’s Gigi? Girl! Drop me a line or else.
• Ok, it’s like two-months-old news but my roommate moved out without letting me know.
• Today … my first day at the gym, feels great.
• Had a minor car accident (don’t you hear that way too much from me, it’s becoming boring) but I swear to god, it’s always their fault. It’s the third I might as well add.
• Bootyless, I miss you!
• Shurouq too.
• Do I check kuwaiti blogs recently? No.
• Where all these new blogs came from? can’t keep up, would somebody tell me the interesting ones that I totally gotta check out?
• Ok, I swear I’m doing something about the T-Shirts. Hopefully you will see something before the end of the year.
• Wait wait … I don’t want to post it yet … I got more to say, goddamit.
• Oh to the hell with it, I’m gonna post it.

Do you know of any local company that can print plastic cards (pretty much like credit cards but without the magnetic thing) If you know of any, please get in touch with me ASAP.

Thanks

If you love sushi, wouldn’t mind getting pictures taken of you (no close ups) while eating and socializing and love to have a good time then we want you.

Leave a comment if you want to be in this thing.

P.S: Keep in mind, it’s not really up to me who we’re gonna pick.

In the middle of looking through getty’s catalouge … I stopped here and I started drooling. She looks very average, I know, but there’s thing thing about her. I just have a thing a for real women.

Update: We fixed the link, you perverts!

Our Manager, who’s leaving us soon, is using his intercom to ‘broadcast’ some obscure bob dylan songs and a some blues music. I’m totally loving it.

feels like a scene from an independent film. I will miss him.

TWO DAYS WEEKEND, FINALLY.

Life can’t get any better. :p

Anyone knows where’s the local clinic (mostawsaf) of salwa is?

What’s the best way to ship a midium size box of food goods to the UK? I’m looking for something kinda cost-effective and fast. Do DHL and Fedex allow this in the first place?

Cinnamon sticks in hot water

No sugar please.

When you ask someone for his [business] email and you find “free_birds” in there, what does that mean exactly? He’s a pimp? If so, then this guy takes customer satisfaction to the next level.

It was a pleasure doing business with you, ta3al kil yom.

P.S: What do you think about the recent changes in fonts?

Absolut Raspberry, RedBull, Power Horse, online games that involves worms and sperms, Ibrahim Ferrer and Pink Floyd.

That’s what happens when you have the right/ wrong? office mates not to mention the big presentation I’m working on.

I guess I won’t be fasting tomorrow, will you?

Daaamn

I love the rush of meeting a tight deadline while frank zappa is playing a hot prog solo (you gotta hear his first solo album Hot Rats) under the influnce of RedBull.

How are you guys?

A local ad agency got recently nominated for some london based ad awards, The agency gave the festival the credits information. They basically, placed everybody’s name in there EXCEPT the person who ACTUALLY sat his/her ass down and finished the project ON THEIR OWN. They agency went as far as including the name of the associate creative director who wasn’t even in the country at the time of doing the nominated project.

Names are not mentioned to save the innocent

واللي على راسه بطحه خل يحسس عليها هنيه

Somebody please shoot me

Indians have Rahash too, it looks pretty much like Iraqi rahash except it comes compressed in small bites. The taste is nothing to be compared with Iraqi Rahash though.

ROCKED!

Sorry if I disturbed you in any way. I feel better now.

Did you know that the senior writer of Business 2.0 magazine is called ‘Om Malik’?

Finding undies in the streets of jahra is quite common when I’m jogging in the almost deserted streets but to find undies in kuwait city near a construction site, makes me think twice.

I don’t know why whenever I see one of those I try to make the story behind it. Who came here to have a late night fling outdoors and had so much fun they forgot their undies? Who was innocently walking here when an excessively horny construction worker was around?

I can’t believe I had such long discussion on religion with the same guy who will supposedly hook me up with some ecstasy.

I found it while I was flipping channels.

Got it? Got it?

OK, If you didn’t get my morning humor here’s a little hint, Try to read it in Fus’ ha arabic. (pure arabic) That’s what you get when you try really hard to look/ sound kuwaiti.

Dear iPodders in the house,

How does iPod deal with mp3s with arabic artist names or song names?

Photos would kick ass

Thanks a lot and god bless.

I was googling “catfight” for the last post to see if it was one word or two and I was like what the hell, let’s check out the images too.

I gotta admit, NICE STUFF.

I love that picture of oiled chicks fighting in that plastic pool.

Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Note: My SafeSearch feature in google is always turned off.

Is it only me or you guys stick your tongues out too when you type the tongue sticking smilie?