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Al Jarida Hilarious Take On Segregation

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Sounds like a good idea, right? One newspaper and bunch of student leaders couldn’t write more than four lines regarding the new segregation in education laws? Seriously?

It seems like, two of those guys have no problem with any enforced segregation, they’ve got their own thing.

Aww, how adorable.

Also, you gotta check this dufus who apparently was dragged from Friday Market for this full page feature.

Blessed Mushroom

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

عيدكم مبارك

Danish products found in Sultan Center

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

Today during my lunch break I went to sultan center to get that bottle of italian dressing I been craving for a while and guess what I found, a bottle of italian dressing of the ‘Danish Best’ brand (which is quite obviously is made in Denmark). Now I don’t want to discuss the whole danish cartoons thing in anyway. I just wonder why a company like Sultan Center would boycott all danish products only to bring them back after the whole country forgets about that incident.

Even though I don’t support what Sultan Center did few months ago, I would rather see a company that believes in a fixed set of values and stick to them. That’s just plain hypocrite.

Blogger behind Fastelco’s recent blocking

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Apparently this person is responsible for the blocking of the whole .blogspot.com domain which also includes a relatively huge sum of the kuwaiti blogs hosted under mentioned domain. He called Fastelco and reported that some blogs “… insult Allah and his messenger …” and the result? a big chunk of the kuwaiti blogosphere is unreachable for people with normal connection. You can still access anything using a proxy.

Dear Asshole,

The web is full of people expressing their opinions on many subjects, islam is one of them. People been making fun of religion ever since religions existed, Look at the west and how they incorporate religious icons (like jesus christ) in their comedy shows and TV series.

Please dedicate your life to something worthwhile, stop wasting your time (and ours) and fucking things in a major way in the process. I remember I got a message about this petition for the company that runs paltalk to stop one channel that was dedicated to curse and make fun of prophet mohammed (pbuh) and the company asked for a million signature. How is that petition? do you guys still collect signatures? did you reach fifty thousand fuckers who don’t have anything better to do? How hard is it to just ignore low lifes who run such channels and avoid being the closest thing to them?

Brother … Literally, Get a life.

Give the dumbfuck a piece of your mind.

Update: The blocking issue has been resolved.

The Carpenter’s Door

Monday, December 12th, 2005

I can’t believe I had such long discussion on religion with the same guy who will supposedly hook me up with some ecstasy.

Branding: Hypocrisy

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

What’s with companies using quran radio station as the waiting tune in their phone system? Keep in mind it’s the same companies that used music stations before ramadhan.

Do they realize how this will reflect on them?

I’m not saying stick with pop music radio stations, It’s not professional to use them in the first place but at least for ramadhan use stations like the easy listening and “cool jazz” station or something like that.

What do you think?

Listening to

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

The Doors - Alabama Song

(Just few minutes before futoor) :p

Ramadhan Gaaaaanaaa …

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

Funny Censorship

Saturday, June 18th, 2005

Inspired by playa hater’s post

I thought this is funny

This is waaaay funnier (from arab times)

Actually after some thinking I can’t fnd what makes it really funny.

Black Eye

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004

Last week I was chatting with mom about this and that when she mentioned that she went to a “3elwyah” (although we are Sunni) and asked her to read quran for one of her kids (me) and see “what’s wrong with him?”. She told my mom that I’m “ma7sood” (black eyed?) and I should go to “rugyah shar3yah” to get my dose of quran and to delete all the “7asad” files. While I’m not sure if would go or not, I definitely think I’m “ma7sood”.

Few years ago I used to have one hell of a job, the pay was extremely good for me and my parents couldn’t even believe it. Everything seemed magical to them, you can’t blame them … they were thinking “OMG our son who just graduated from high school actually made a career out of his hobby and he’s making some good money out of this” (keep in mind that I didn’t go to university or anything I just had a diploma in a totally non-relevant thing).

So whenever they got the chance to talk about me in front of our relatives or guests they would, sometimes they add few lies to spice things up and sometimes when they run out of stories they make up their own new ones, 3aaaadi “WE ARE PROUD OF YOU” … I used to tell them everything, EVERYTHING. I guess that what’s made them more excited and kept on telling their own versions of my success stories. I remember once when the added too much spice and ended with a very hot “salfah” … all you need to know is that they mentioned a seven digits number. I definitely was a 7asad material.

This year is my shitiest year ever (career wise). I got laid off from a start-up agency of a friend of mine and I’m freelancing ever since. I discovered I’m not a really good freelancer … I lack some key skills in order to become a successful freelancer, Motivation and Discipline … when you are working outside the agency structure you have to rely totally on yourself to do everything.

I know I used to have the motivation and discipline before, I’m just thinking “7asad” took them away or maybe it’s the lifestyle change I went thru (corporate sucker to independent freelancer). To be motivated I need people to bitch on me (account managers) and to get the much needed discipline I need some one to scare me every once in a while (Creative or Art Directors).

The Butter:
I gotta go to the “rugyah shar3yah” hoping that would work and I should finish my freelancing projects ASAP and get a job in an international agency or something (no local start-ups, ever).

Also, I didn’t know I can write posts this long.

P.S: Purg, STFU.

عيدكم مبارك

Saturday, November 13th, 2004

Now After I came back from the eid prayers and had me a nice breakfast It is safe to say: عيدكم مبارك . I really hate how I every body is greeting every body while eid is three days away. I hate how everybody start sending new year greetings while we are in mid December and I also hate the fact that I haven’t shaved yet.

Gotta Shave Now.

P.S: Just before my first bite today I was telling the prayers we usually say before Futoor. I gotta get out of the ramadhan mood now.

What’s wrong with this Picture?

Wednesday, November 10th, 2004

Islamic Drinks

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

Note: This post was delayed for Unknown Reasons.

I just want to address how stupid is the distributor of Mecca cola here in Kuwait (alwafi trading). How could a company market two brands of cola at the same time? I would understand it if they were somehow different or have some advantage over the other but other than the obvious difference (the brand name) there’s nothing. They only excuse I can find is both of Mecca Cola (Red) and ZamZam Cola (Blue) are Coca-Cola’s (Red) and Pepsi’s (Blue) Cheap Islamic Imitations.

What’s with the headline أشرب ملتزماً (Drink with Commitment) Does that mean if I’m drinking Coca-Cola or Pepsi, I’m not committed (to the Islamic instructions)? Does that mean if I drank Mecca cola I will be a better Muslim and I will surly go to heaven?

Now read this press release by the general manager of Al-Wafi Trading. He says that they are planning to open a “halal” fried chicken chain of restaurants. So suddenly fried chicken becomes an Islamic thing. He also claims that they are giving 10% of their profits to Kuwaiti Charities which Is pure bullshit. It’s the original Company who gives that 10% to the Palestinian children NOT the Kuwaiti children.

Read this

I found It In an old issue of “the face” magazine … Just next to a picture of Jordan (Check out the weird Coincidence, Palestine? Jordan? got It? LOL, Don’t you just miss THE FACE?

So I went off-topic a lil bit but the “butter” of this whole post Is, I find those who use Islam to promote their commercial activities as evil as those who terrorize and kill Innocent people In the name of Islam.

Holy Mishari

Monday, October 18th, 2004





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