I didn’t even know they had borders until I got interviewed there and we started talking about moleskines and where to get them.
The Funny thing is the way they censor things, they would show the whole tit but then with a small marker they would blacken the nipple.
The chick on the Fatafeet TV channel ad makes go like “Uhhhh!” everytime I pass by those billboards.
Tasty goodies and devilish look that says “I might be a mom but I would rock your world”
Uhhh
I would savour her to the last fatfootah.
Have you seen the Mupi Ad for one of the kid shows on MBC 4?
You absolutely need to.
OK, now let’s take a closer look, turn your dirty minds on please …
That’s right, the boy is taking an eyeful of those two big jugs.
If this one actually works, it’s gonna be the quickest tathbee6a ever in the history of living-kuwaiti-guys.
About time …
P.S: No, I’m not cheating on anybody. Which reminds me, I should change that “Totally taken …” thing on the right side bar.
In the middle of looking through getty’s catalouge … I stopped here and I started drooling. She looks very average, I know, but there’s thing thing about her. I just have a thing a for real women.
Update: We fixed the link, you perverts!
I know someone who says dude in a way that sounds like deyood
Hint: Deyood in kuwaiti means tits, pronounced like this ed-yood, a soft e.
A HOT HOT HOT TEASE (you might as well think in arabic about the last word).
This online commercial is about the advantage of using Napster over iTunes and how you could get the whole thing with napster while you will be teased with iTunes.
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Miss Mexico is tons of hotness. Miss Scotland looks kinda pregnant/overweight in that black dress. Miss Peru rocks my pants. Miss Italy’s curly blond big hair is just amazing.
Go through the contestants and tell me of any fuuny, hot, weird pictures or anything interesting.
I’m sorry to categorize this post as “Sex” but that’s what it is.
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I was googling “catfight” for the last post to see if it was one word or two and I was like what the hell, let’s check out the images too.
I gotta admit, NICE STUFF.
I love that picture of oiled chicks fighting in that plastic pool.
Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Note: My SafeSearch feature in google is always turned off.
“South Korean body artists Kim-Joon has painted some very nice looking asses with the brand iconography of Adidas, Starbucks and others.”
Via:AdRants.com
Now really this isn’t the subject of my post, I’m not a big fan of body painting and all that stuff but sometimes those people come up with some nice ideas. Like that picture of a black girl (more like brown) with tiger prints all over her body, I gotta admit it had a weird effect on me. (can you say BESTIALITY?)
Which leads me to next point, I was chit-chating with a fellow worker a while ago (when I had fellow workers :D) and she was telling me about all those rituals her emarati friends were doing to her and themselves whenver she visits them. Things like going to spas and having all kinds of massages with oils and all that stuff but what intrigued me and caught my attention the most was when she mentioned how they were putting henna patterns on “naughty places”.
I really wanted to ask her what were those “naughty places” but I think I was distracted by all the thoughts and images my imagination was generating at that time.
Now somebody fill me in here, do we have salons doing this kind stuff here? Any freelancing skilled ladies? and while we’re at … is there a website or a book to learn how to do henna and stuff like that? and If you already know how to do this, from where do you buy the henna powder and all the other materials you use to apply henna?
Isn’t she a bit too hot for a show about stocks and portfolios?
I was watching some burned copy of Daffy Duck the other day and I noticed one of the episodes has a rather funny title.
What a turn off to see all these religious paintings when googling “madonna” hoping to find more poses of that single cover photo.
That red/oragne hot hair could break my fasting tommorow.
I found it near plaza complex (the hotel side) in salmyia. Obviously some smart fucker removed the dot under the “jeem”. Hilarious.
Inspired by playa hater’s post
I thought this is funny
This is waaaay funnier (from arab times)
Actually after some thinking I can’t fnd what makes it really funny.
“Phamous 69 is a sexy, provocative online magazine incorporating high fashion, music and lifestyle.”
… AND lots of beautifully stylized soft-core porn.
I was reading this post by nibaq and I wanted to know what’s on the ‘Uncut Complication - Best of 2005′ he mentioned on that blog. So I googled it up and I noticed one of the results had the title ‘blog’ so I clicked on it and … the discovery, the blogs section of adultfriendfinder.com 
(better leave it unlinked) It’s kinda fun to read this shit AND you don’t have to register. I made a search for ‘kuwait’ but there were no results although we have our fair share of nasty girls and horny boys on that site.
BTW dude what’s on that CD? LOL
So there was this girl in this little party (not that party), and I was chatting with her and there was some kind of chemistry. The ratio of men to women was like 3:1, so eventually I found her chatting with other guys too.
By the end of the party I said my goodbyes and I gave her my card. I made the mistake of not asking for her number. Now it’s been more than five days and she didn’t call yet. I want to consult you about something, would it be too creepy if I asked around in a discrete way and got her number and called her? Or should I just wait and see? If she didn’t call, does that mean she’s not interested or she’s just too shy to make the first move?
On the other hand, there’s this chick in another party (yes that party) and she was like ‘I like your hair’ and ‘I gotta see sometime soon, ok?’ with the most foxy look. Does that mean anything at all?
This artist and her artworks are giving me a total boner.
Update: That site is down, she got an official website now.
Do you know that the right cup of coffee and the right donuts can give an orgasm?
Somebody tell me what the hell is this? Dildo?
In that little triangle it says ‘the copy of the ad is approved by the ministry of health’
The ad is from a local (jahrawi) waseet-like paper.
And what’s with the name of this product? ‘Almudhish’? Does ‘Abu Dahash’ ring any bells?
My Friends were telling me that I have a weird taste when it comes to women, I don’t care.
I still think the Irani Director samira makhmalbaf is a sex bomb.
I haven’t seen her films but I’m waiting for Nibaq’s Film Club.
You won’t believe what I saw today.
First of all, Do you know the Little beach front between “Layali el helmyah” Cafe and Johnny Carino’s Restaurant on gulf road? This is where this thing happened.
I was waiting for my friends to join me for a late Lunch at Johnny Carino’s and I choose a table where I can have a nice view of the beach. So i was looking at the people swimming and enjoying their time and sipping my coke when I noticed the fishy couple.
They were stuck together when I first saw them before entering the restaurant and they are still stuck together now. She was wearing a black “hijab” and full black dress code (black shirt & black trouser) and he was wearing a short. They were in the water and you only can see their heads and shoulders.
When i first saw them i caught them kissing but i thought it’s an innocent kiss and they might be some newly weds or something. Now after 20 minutes they are still VERY close to each other and they are still kissing some-deep-french-shit kind of thing and there were some hugging and weird position adjusting. Basically they were making out. I wouldn’t say they were fucking or anything but I’m sure they were getting off on each other.
Still my friends are not there yet and I’m left with this peep show by my self and the Filipino waiter/ess of the restaurant. I couldn’t care less for what was happening and i just ignored it and focused on my salad.
My first friend came in, a girl, she didn’t know about anything until i told her. I thought they stopped, but i wish. They were still going strong with all kinds of foreplay, almost not caring what other people might see (there were children too). Another friend of mine came and he caught the action from the first moment he got off his car.
Now when you see her legs right behind his neck this means one thing. My Friend (the girl) couldn’t take it any more and she called 777 and she told them about this couple doing a “fe3l fathe7″. We were waiting for the policy while watching some more kissing some more hugging and what could be some more fucking.
The Police came and caught them in action. We just couldn’t ask for more.
It seems like they are married because the police man was almost easy with them. We were watching this whole thing and waiting with a lot of anticipation for them to get in the “dawryah”. But it never happened. After some crying, begging and ass kissing they police man let them sign on some papers and then he left.
Jenna Jameson released her book yesterday while pamela released her book on the 3rd of this month. Funny timing indeed but what’s really funny is how both of them used the star on the cover to cover their tits. (cliché?)
I doubt reading them in the near future but they sound like a good coffee table books. :p
Using only a pair of point-and-shot Compact cameras, Terry Richardson is invading the classy, glossy covers of Vouge, Dazed and Confused, The Face and the not so glossy Vice. His Skills were used in many of Sisley’s Campaigns.His style is a mix of happy-bithday-party-kind-of-photography and the DIY Reality Porn.
Personally, i think richardson’s influnce on magazine’s photography is similar to Warhol’s influnce on Art in general.
Ladies and Gents, My Hero Terry Richardson
P.S: Parental Advisory, Nude People. (Thanks god, it’s not blocked)
